I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE
All Froot Loops taste the same, no matter what color they are.
This is what’s really going on inside a cup o’ noodles:
To be fair, the extra space underneath is there to let the noodles cook and expand evenly , not to cheat you of your precious, hard-earned instant meal replacement.
Twinkies definitely don’t last forever.
Sorry, but your stash of individually packaged golden nuggets is only good for about 45 days
So-called “Double Stuf” Oreos only contain 1.86 times the stuf.
Cap’n Crunch is not, in fact, a captain.
The three stripes on his uniform clearly reveal him to be a Navy Commander, not a captain. The Cap’n has addressed these concerns , but something still smells fishy about the whole thing.
For years, Subway’s “footlong” subs were a big, 11-inch LIE.
Subway promised to make things right , but you should probably always measure, just in case.
Douple-dipping doesn’t spread any more germs than single-dipping.
Note: just because it’s true doesn’t mean people won’t yell at you for doing it.
Grape-Nuts don’t involve anything related to grapes OR nuts.
Ingredients: whole grain wheat flour, malted barley flour, isolated soy protein, salt, whole grain barley flour, malt extract, dried yeast. So why are they called that? No one knows! Guess they just felt like LYING.
Supposedly discontinued Oreo O’s DO still exist — but
The GREAT news: There are currently 8 boxes left on Amazon
, not nuts.
And they grow underground in these super-weird little dongles.
German chocolate cake doesn’t have anything to do with Germany.
The serving size for Nacho Cheese Doritos is just eleven chips. ELEVEN.
Basically all serving sizes are wrong and stupid.
actually make your eyesight better.
Put those glasses back on, poindexter.
Girl Scout cookies are actually made by
So the cookies are slightly different and are sold under different names (Samoas vs. Caramel De-Lites, etc).
Oranges aren’t necessarily orange.
Oranges in warmer tropical climates never get cold enough to break down the chlorophyll in the fruit’s skin, which means it’ll be yellow or green when it’s ripe. Americans can’t deal with this, so imported oranges get treated with ripening ethylene gas to turn them orange.
The five-second rule is, tragically, baloney.
5 seconds is plenty of time for those germies to get all up in there.
Baby carrots are just adult carrots that have been shaved down to nubbins.